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HULU PRESENTS

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A HULU ORIGINAL

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<i>♪</i> entrance song playing <i>♪</i>

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<i>‐ ♪ It's time for</i> Animaniacs <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ We are crazy as hell ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come and sit and watch ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You will have a lot of fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With Animaniacs ♪</i>

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<i>‐ ♪ Come with the Warner Brothers ♪</i>
<i>‐ ♪ And Sister Warner, Dot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We are always very happy</i>
<i>between some filming ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They lock us in the tank</i>
<i>if they manage to catch us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There is no one who can stand us</i>
<i>if we manage to escape ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We are Animaniacs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dot is beautiful, and Yakko is not! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wakko is a eater ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Our races are back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We are Animaniacs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Look at Pinky and the Brain</i>
<i>demonstrating his power ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A new cast with good results</i>
<i>focus group research ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gender balance,</i>
<i>neutral pronoun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And ethically diverse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The trolls will say that we are past</i>
<i>in fashion but we made our goal before ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We are Animaniacs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You should see our</i>
<i>new contracts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We are crazy as hell,</i>
<i>as no one can be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We are animated, we are really ♪</i>

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<i>‐ ♪ Illegal in Bahrain ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Animaniacs! It's how it is ♪</i>

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♪ dramatic music ♪

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♪ calm music ♪

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[screaming]

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[screams continue]

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[whining, screaming]

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[beats]

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[screaming]

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-Wakko! Stop yelling!

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[continues shouting]

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[clicking, screams go down
volume]

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[inaudible]

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Wh...what does it say? Yakko,

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turn up the volume.
[click]

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[bleep]
- Someone ate my donuts.

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- Oh! Shall we do the rest of the episode
in Spanish?

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[with American accent]
- No. My accent is very terrible.

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Ha. I better change it.
[click]

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- Someone ate my donuts!

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♪ dramatic music ♪

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‐ Maple bacon.

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Fried Chicken Caramel with Tarragon

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Goat cheese and...

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just a mustache cream soup.

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Oh no.
Wakko, were these designer donuts?

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-Someone must have sneaked in
while I was sleeping

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and ate them.
DOT: Back off, guys.

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This is an active crime scene.

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Now, to look for forensic evidence.

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Yakko, turn on the black light.

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♪ electronic music ♪

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Nothing unusual here.

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Mm...

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Good. I have isolated particulate matter
from the crime scene.

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And judging by the splashes
of the crumbs, I would say that these donuts

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were eaten in the last eight
to twelve hours.

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WAKKO:
Wait a minute!

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Where were you guys last night?

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- It wasn't us.
- Yes.

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We had that blind date
with those vampires.

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♪ baroque music ♪

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[screeches]
[broken glass]

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- Oh, I'm sorry.
My echolocation goes into panic mode

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every time something comes towards me.

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-There is no need to apologize,
sir. Some bread?

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[screech]

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- Well,

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that is the strongest alibi
that I have never heard.

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Consider yourself lucky.

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Because when you find
to who did this,

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I'm going to turn your faces into mashed potatoes
with butter and gravy.

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Oh, dear. Mashed potatoes with gravy

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It was one of the donut flavors.

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[crying]

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- Don't worry, Wakko. We will discover
what happened to your donuts.

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– Will they do it?
– We have to do it.

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We have about eight minutes to fill.

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- Well, well, well.
It seems we have a case

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who ate them
everything in our hands.

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BUN LIGHTNING

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[download]
[screams]

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It was worth it.

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- We need to make a list
of suspects!

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- Ant!

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[sniffing]

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- I guess you could say
that we have a new

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"hormi-lina".
[click]

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[download]
-Listen, you fool.

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You have a real problem. And it's me.

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‐ [cheers] Are you suggesting that
Am I being "hormi-solente"?

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[download]
[screams] I promise,

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no more "hormi‐sadas".

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[download]
[screaming]

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- I think that is enough punishment.

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- But, but... [groan]

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♪ heavenly music ♪

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[download]

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- Let's go! We have to continue
to that ant!

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♪

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[shock]
[bus horn]

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[snoring]

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ALL: Ralph!
- Ah! Oh!

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What... I... [stuttering]

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- Did you eat Wakko's donuts?

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Hey? Did you do it?
- Aid! No! Ah!

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-Are you lying to me?
- No! Uh... [clears throat]

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I'm doing the paleo diet!

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- What's that?
-I can only eat things

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that are shaped like dinosaurs!

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<i>I haven't eaten anything else but these!</i>
<i>gummy vitamins for weeks!</i>

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[alarm ringing]

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[grunt]
- He is telling the truth.

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And to save on a DNA kit,

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It's British all the way.

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[swallows]
- Well, if you didn't do it,
So who was it?

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- Eh...

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Follow the money.

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- Don't be too smart!
- I couldn't if I wanted to!

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[crying]

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- Poor Ralph. He's just a fool.
- That's how it is.

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Keyser Soze! red pill
blue pill!

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Forget it, Ralph, it's Chinatown!

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- That...?
‐ Have a good flight!

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[buzz]

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[exclaims]

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[screaming]

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[growls]

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[screams continue]
-The only person
powerful enough

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to keep Ralph quiet

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He's the CEO!

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- So get to the top!

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-Then let's go
in the wrong direction!

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- No, it's not like that!

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♪

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-Look, I don't care that the nose
of your new girlfriend

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has fallen into a toilet
of the subway.

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We need that rewrite
by the end of the day, or...

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- We know you ate my donuts!

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The only question is,

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How high does this thing go?

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- One moment, please.
[whistle]

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[sputters, laughs maniacally]

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♪

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You think... [laughs]

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Would I risk my chance

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to reach singularity

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eating refined sugar?

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[sputters, laughs maniacally]

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[continues laughing]

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[glass screeching]

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[glass breaks]

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– We are not getting anywhere!

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- Ah... maybe we have to go back
at the beginning.

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♪ entrance song playing ♪

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<i>♪ It's time for</i> Animaniacs <i>♪</i>

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- No! Stop! Stop!
[song stops]

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I meant the hipster neighborhood
where Wakko bought his donuts,

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fool whoever you are!

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MAN:
Okay, okay! And I'm not stupid.

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♪

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[bell ringing]
- We are here!

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[thunder rumbles]

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Ah! [sniffing]

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[panting]

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DOT:
Very good, sister!

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Who is in charge of the place?
Is it a cult?

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A deep state conspiracy?
A group of rogue CIA agents

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turned into renegade assassins?

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- Oh! That?

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- What part did you not hear, darling?

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- Hey, guy, that whole part you said?

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YAKKO:
Haven't you noticed that someone

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stranger has entered
to the store lately, right?

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-Hey, this place sells donuts for $6

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in an abandoned brass factory,
and we only open on rainy days.

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So, dude, everyone who comes here
They are strange.

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– Aha. Well, has anyone come
Trying to resell some stolen donuts?

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- We would not buy ours again
own donuts. Whoa. That would be disgusting.

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- Here is our card.
Call us if you remember anything.

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- Since we are here, let me order

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two dozen sawdust donuts,

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and another dozen ink
glazed squid.

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- One way or the other.

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♪

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‐ You can charge all that here.

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[door bell ringing]

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‐ I will accept this only because my boss

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He is my super supportive dad,

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and I want to make him angry!
Without any reason.

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♪

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-Take a bite of maple,
Take a bite of squid ink!

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Take a glazed bite,
gives all the bites...

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‐ Positions for the sugar crisis!

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[both inhale]

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- Well, that didn't help him at all.
- Good.

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You will be the boss of the sugar crisis
from now on.

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[snoring]

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- It's been a long day, sister.
Maybe we should go to bed too.

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- Oh! Can we watch TV before?

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Please?
- Alright.

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‐ Let's watch <i>Animaniacs</i>!

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[click]

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[snoring]

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‐ Can you put the subtitles on?

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[both exclaim]
[snoring continues]

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[mumbling]

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[choking]

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[both exclaim]

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Plot twist! Wakko ate
your own donuts!
[snoring]

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– Oh. That's so...

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predictable.
- Predictable.

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BOTH:
That's what I was going to say!

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Was it?

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Beef Wellington.
Belgium. My favorite color is...

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light pole!

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Wow.

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-So what do we do now?

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♪

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‐ Thank you for letting us choose the place.

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- No problem.
– Someone, more tea?

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I want to go home.


